Not Me Monday: Pear Toss FAIL
One morning at breakfast, we ended up having an extra pear at the table. I did not hold up my hand for my daughter to toss the pear to me – from across our 9.5 foot long dining table. The pear did not fall short and land oh-so-perfectly in one of the other children’s cups (that was full of milk). So, because this did not happen, milk did not splash all over me, 6 feet of the floor behind me, and 8 feet up the wall behind me. Of course not! Seriously – what mother of 9 children allows her child to toss things across the dining room?! Not me!
During the first cool weather of the season, my husband and I were outside watching our children play and explore in the yard. One of our children was digging in the dirt – most likely adding to an ant lion collection, we assumed. There’s no way this child would have triumphantly held up something skewered on a pine needle, and said, “Cockroach shishkebab!” Rest assured this was not one of our girls…
Lastly, just in case you didn’t see this post, my boys did not come up with a guaranteed way to cut clothing and laundry costs in half. Here they are, not trying to figure out how to get back to their room in their new invention…
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LOL…that picture is hilarious! Nothing like starting off Monday knowing there are other mama’s are as crazy as me…thanks for the laugh! Kim
Funny, funny, funny! I can’t imagine!
I remember when. It is so good to enjoy God’s blessing!
Oh my goodness…that Pear toss is now the hilight of my day. WOW…what a great NMM post
That is funny….great post
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haha! I need to get my kids to start wearing their clothes that way-cutting laundry in half would be so nice! Happy Monday!
Wow, what a mess that milk must have been! Cute idea from the boys!
Tamara
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